My Jokes

 This page records the jokes Maverick made up.

Oct 9, 2023

Q: Why do qubits always go in the queue? (Qubits are basic computing units of quantum computers.)

A: Because they are queue-bits.

Q: Why do people throw food at each other in Walmart?

A: Because it is war-mart.

Nov 6, 2023

Q: What is a city that is also a cow?

A: Moscow. (Possibly learned this city browsing the world globe.)

Nov 10, 2023

Q: What do you get across a horse and a nail?

A: Neigh-l!

Nov 30, 2023

Q: Why did a person arrest others in the bathroom?

A: Because he thought the bathroom, or restroom, was the arrester's room.